Songs About Bonking

Here is the list of the number one singles in New Zealand in 1986:
Room That Echoes; Nikita; I'm Your Man; West End Girls; Rock Me Amadeus; Harlem Shuffle; Living Doll; Sailing Away; I Wanna Be A Cowboy; Venus; Slice of Heavan, and Walk This Way.

Songs about shagging:7
Songs about other things:5

It's a draw in NZ in 1986 (because Cliff Richard's song is so lame it can't be considered to be about shagging).

Songs about other things include:

• rooms that echo (there are not enough songs about echoes)
• inner city pressure (Flight of the Conchords reference)
• Mozart
• Cliff Richard and dolls (a fetish song)
• KZ-7 (also a fetish song)
• being ironic about Westerns

Songs about shagging:

• Elton wants to shag a Russian guy called Nikita
• George wants a shag
• The Rolling Stones still want to shag
• Banarama want a shag
• Dave Dobyn talks about angels but really he wants a shag
• Aerosmith and Run DMC want a shag (but not with each other)

Of course, in Jazz they're far too sophisticated to shag:

I've got you under my skin, My funny valentine, What a little moonlight can do, All of me, etc, etc. And as we well know there is not a single opera about love...