Filler

While we were walking down Lambton Quay on Saturday I had to say I didn't want a pamphlet on:

• God
• The Red Cross
• Battery Farming

It was annoying. It's annoying being polite to strangers. Much easier to be rude to friends. To deal with this problem I invented the following T-shirt:

So handy when you have to run the gauntlet of leaflet handers on a Saturday. But wait, there's more.

Tired of having to select expensive cards for an endless variety of occasions? Try this:

Just sign and send. Seconds saved here can be spent cruising pointless websites or watching advertising on television.